A conversation me and my dad just had. In English, surprisingly, because we're multilingual like that.
Dad: I'm gonna go back to my....
Me: ... Place. Your place in the kitchen. Where you belong. In the kitchen.
Dad: Yes.
My dad doesn't read internet memes and bullshit, so he doesn't get the joke. But jokes aside, we're having some exotic meats on the table tonight. Zebra and kangaroo.
Wait... no? You're not eating zebra and kangaroo meat? That's awful ;__;
ReplyDeleteYes, I am. It would be hypocritical of me to only eat certain kinds of meat, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, I so rarely eat meat nowadays, so it's not like I'm wolfing down all the different continent's animals. :)
Go green, go green *coughs*
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